Arian Foster on Twitter = anti-awesomeness

insert hamstring MRI here

SORRY SEEMS TO BE THE HARDEST WORD - Maurice Jones-Drew (Take 2):

“I haven’t gotten a chance to (talk to Cutler), but I wouldn’t apologize because I didn’t do anything wrong, I don’t think... I didn’t commit a crime. I didn’t kill anyone or rape anyone or anything like that. I mean, I stated my opinion, and it seems like you get more backlash for that than committing a real crime in some sense. I feel like I didn’t do anything wrong, I just said what everybody else was thinking.”

Stevie Williams, ex-Tiger Woods caddy, on Adam Scott's PGA Tour victory:

“I’ve caddied for 33 years—145 wins now—and that’s the best win I’ve ever had."

Hmmm... exactly how many balls did you put in play this weekend, Stevie?

USC RB Marc Tyler, when asked if USC players were getting paid more at USC or if they were in the pros:

"USC. They breaking bread."

KING OF NOTHING: Lebron James

“All the people that was rooting on me to fail, at the end of the day they have to wake up tomorrow and have the same life that they had before they woke up today,” James said. “They have the same personal problems they had today. I’m going to continue to live the way I want to live and continue to do the things that I want to do with me and my family and be happy with that.

“They can get a few days or a few months or whatever the case may be on being happy about not only myself, but the Miami Heat not accomplishing their goal. But they have to get back to the real world at some point.”

What's the anagram answer for DeAndre Liggins... Prophetic? So far so good!

It's game day in Houston! UK vs. UCONN, 8:45PM
watch: Big.Blue.Madness.

A game for the BBN Ages last night as UK ousts overall #1 OSU in a 62-60 defensive thriller.By my recollection, it's the 1st W for UK as a blue-jersied lower seed since took down Wojo's Dukies in a memorable Regional Finals en route to their last National Championship in '98. Next up: a rematch with the Tar Heels who bested them by 2 in Chapel Hill in December. Big Blue props to Jorts for yet another outstanding game and posterizing block in the paint (on Sullinger), not to mention the Rany Johnson-esque fastball to 0's chest on the out-of-bounds save, that seemed to define the 'Cats gritty and tenacious approach throughout the game.